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Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 13: Animal Attraction at BEASTFORUM!

{UPDATE: YouTube, in their “infinite wisdom,” have seen fit to remove the video version of this episode, claiming it violates their terms of use regarding Nudity and Sexual Content. Assholes. The MP3 is still available for download and streaming.} Today, … Continue reading

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Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 12: Everybody Poops!

The internet is a shitty place. Today, I explore the world of scat fetishists, and immediately swear off guacamole.   https://archive.org/download/LetsFuckingReadWithNuclearJesus/Let%27s%20Fucking%20Read%21%20with%20NuclearJesus%20EPISODE%2012%20-%20Everybody%20Poops%21.mp3

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Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 11: Holy Shit, It’s JUGGALO SLASH!

Today, I read a charming bit of fanfiction, in which Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope of Insane Clown Posse suck each other’s dicks. Wait. . .I thought this was supposed to be fan FICTION. . .   https://archive.org/download/LetsFuckingReadWithNuclearJesus/Let%27s%20Fucking%20Read%21%20with%20NuclearJesus%20EPISODE%2011-JUGGALO%20SLASH.mp3

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Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 10: STAR TREK MPREG

Today, I read two stories from ArchiveOfOurOwn.org, in which male characters from Star Trek do the gay, and give each other the preggers! . . .the fuck is wrong with people. . . https://archive.org/download/LetsFuckingReadWithNuclearJesus/Let%27s%20Fucking%20Read%21%20with%20NuclearJesus%20EPISODE%2010%20-%20Star%20Trek%20Mpreg.mp3

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Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 9: The Chimpout Chronicles

Today, I read more racist garbage, this time, from Chimpout.com. This site claims that African Americans are a subhuman species, and therefore, the members aren’t technically racist. If I need to point out that this podcast contains objectionable material, you’re … Continue reading

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Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 8: Muppet Mayhem on Sesame Street

In tonight’s episode, I read a dark bit of Sesame Street fanfiction, entitled Banished.   https://archive.org/download/LetsFuckingReadWithNuclearJesus/Let%27s%20Fucking%20Read%21%20With%20NuclearJesus%20EPISODE%208%20-%20Muppet%20Mayhem%20on%20Sesame%20Street.mp3

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Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 7: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Within the gay community lies a small subculture of people that willingly give AIDS to willing partners. The flip side of this coin is a group that secretly gives AIDS to people for a sexual thrill. While it should be … Continue reading

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