Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 6: Walking Dead Rule 34

In this installment, I hold back on the brain bleach long enough to get through a rather torrid bit of Walking Dead slash, featuring Rick and Daryl. Now, I have nothing against slash fic. . .provided it’s well written, and nobody is orally sodomized with the barrel of a gun. Since I can say NEITHER THING about this piece. . .well, suffice to say that, by the end of it, I longed for Michonne’s katana to end my suffering.

 

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Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 5: Horrible Rugrats Fanfiction

Ever wonder what happened to Tommy Pickles from Nickelodeon’s RUGRATS as he entered adulthood? ME EITHER! But apparently, one “writer” at Fanfiction.net wondered just that, and has graced us with this GEM of a story, in which our hero gets drunk and gets blowjobs from strippers.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need brain bleach.

 

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Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 4: White Supremacist Poetry Time

Today, a bit of poetry, courtesy the Nazi fuckheads at Stormfront.org!

 

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Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 3: Craigslist Kevin

A reading of a Missed Connections post on Craigslist, entitled To The Girl From My Apt Who Saw Me Fall Down The Stairwell Naked (m4w)

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Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 2: Xmeagol’s Drug Orgy

In this installment, I read a post from the forums at Facepunch.com, wherein forum user Xmeagol takes drugs, fucks multiple people, and has trouble peeing.

 

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Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 1: I CUM BLOOD

Hello. I’m NuclearJesus, and I like to read things. In this installment, I read the lyrics to a lovely song, entitled I CUM BLOOD, by Cannibal Corpse. Why? Because I fucking can.

 

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