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Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 13: Animal Attraction at BEASTFORUM!
{UPDATE: YouTube, in their “infinite wisdom,” have seen fit to remove the video version of this episode, claiming it violates their terms of use regarding Nudity and Sexual Content. Assholes. The MP3 is still available for download and streaming.} Today, … Continue reading
Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 12: Everybody Poops!
The internet is a shitty place. Today, I explore the world of scat fetishists, and immediately swear off guacamole. https://archive.org/download/LetsFuckingReadWithNuclearJesus/Let%27s%20Fucking%20Read%21%20with%20NuclearJesus%20EPISODE%2012%20-%20Everybody%20Poops%21.mp3
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Tagged bdsm, efro, feces, fetish, fucking, guro, gurochan, I hate the fucking internet, internet, Jesus why do I read these things, Kill me now, pee, piss, podcast, poo, poop, scat, sex, shit, watersports
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Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 11: Holy Shit, It’s JUGGALO SLASH!
Today, I read a charming bit of fanfiction, in which Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope of Insane Clown Posse suck each other’s dicks. Wait. . .I thought this was supposed to be fan FICTION. . . https://archive.org/download/LetsFuckingReadWithNuclearJesus/Let%27s%20Fucking%20Read%21%20with%20NuclearJesus%20EPISODE%2011-JUGGALO%20SLASH.mp3
Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 9: The Chimpout Chronicles
Today, I read more racist garbage, this time, from Chimpout.com. This site claims that African Americans are a subhuman species, and therefore, the members aren’t technically racist. If I need to point out that this podcast contains objectionable material, you’re … Continue reading
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Tagged Chimpout.com, idiot, kkk, moron, nazi, podcast, racist, stupid, This shit is painful to read, Why do I keep doing this?
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Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 8: Muppet Mayhem on Sesame Street
In tonight’s episode, I read a dark bit of Sesame Street fanfiction, entitled Banished. https://archive.org/download/LetsFuckingReadWithNuclearJesus/Let%27s%20Fucking%20Read%21%20With%20NuclearJesus%20EPISODE%208%20-%20Muppet%20Mayhem%20on%20Sesame%20Street.mp3
Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 5: Horrible Rugrats Fanfiction
Ever wonder what happened to Tommy Pickles from Nickelodeon’s RUGRATS as he entered adulthood? ME EITHER! But apparently, one “writer” at Fanfiction.net wondered just that, and has graced us with this GEM of a story, in which our hero gets … Continue reading
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Tagged angelica, blowjobs, chuckie, fanfiction, jesus why, nickelodon, podcast, reading, rugrats, seriously fucking why, tommy pickles, why
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Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 4: White Supremacist Poetry Time
Today, a bit of poetry, courtesy the Nazi fuckheads at Stormfront.org! https://archive.org/download/LetsFuckingReadWithNuclearJesus/Let%27s%20Fucking%20Read%21%20With%20NuclearJesus%20EPISODE%204%20-%20WHITE%20SUPREMECIST%20POETRY%20TIME.mp3
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Tagged awful, bad, idiot, nazi, podcast, poetry, stormfront, why the fuck would you post this
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Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 3: Craigslist Kevin
A reading of a Missed Connections post on Craigslist, entitled To The Girl From My Apt Who Saw Me Fall Down The Stairwell Naked (m4w) https://archive.org/download/LetsFuckingReadWithNuclearJesus/Let%27s%20Fucking%20Read%21%20With%20NuclearJesus%20EPISODE%203%20-%20CRAIGSLIST%20KEVIN.mp3
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Tagged butthole, craigslist, idiot, injury, missed connections, naked, personals, podcast
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Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 2: Xmeagol’s Drug Orgy
In this installment, I read a post from the forums at Facepunch.com, wherein forum user Xmeagol takes drugs, fucks multiple people, and has trouble peeing. https://archive.org/download/LetsFuckingReadWithNuclearJesus/Let%27s%20Fucking%20Read%21%20With%20NuclearJesus%20EPISODE%202%20-%20Xmeagol%27s%20Drug%20Orgy.mp3
Let’s Fucking Read! with NuclearJesus EPISODE 1: I CUM BLOOD
Hello. I’m NuclearJesus, and I like to read things. In this installment, I read the lyrics to a lovely song, entitled I CUM BLOOD, by Cannibal Corpse. Why? Because I fucking can. https://archive.org/download/LetsFuckingReadWithNuclearJesus/Let%27s%20Fucking%20Read%20with%20NuclearJesus%2C%20Episode%201-I%20Cum%20Blood.mp3
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